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Monday, December 12, 2011

Brilliant Answers byBantabut the teacher gave him '0' marks only

Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A- His last battle !

Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A- At the bottom of the page !

Q- What's the main reason for Divorce?
A- Marriage!

Q- river Ganges flows in which state?
A- Liquid state !

Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A- On his birthday !

Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
A- By preparing mango shake....

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Who was Akbar?

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was Gay!
Tchr(Shocked): Why?
Boy: v hav heard.
LAILA-MAJNU,
HEER-RANJHA,
ADAM-EVE,
SONI-MAHIVAL

& Only

AKBAR-BIRBAL..???