deadly pj

Ek nadi thi......uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....pull par bahut saari
ladkiyan khadi thi......sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

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'KISNA'

Wanna know Why???



Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

woh kisna hai... woh kisna hai



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If a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it
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It means that the Cat is also going somewhere



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Rahul gandhi --> Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.

Sonia gandhi --> Kyun beta?

Rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do



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BRUCE LEE was a great man. But after his sister gave birth to a baby he
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Because he became

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MAMU LEE



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Santa and Banta r discussing:

Santa----- 'if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!'

Banta----- 'with me it's the opposite. If i sleep i can't drink coffee.'



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One day Ravan went to a disco, aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya . Why?

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Bcoz it was written on the gate than 'entry fee Rs.1500 per head'



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Who make Ganesh to Anesh ?

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' KAILASH KHER '

....tere naam se ' G ' loon....



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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai. Kyon?

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Coz...



'Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.'

(Inzamaam ul Haq lives in Pakistan )




:Enjoy yaar
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