cheating......

2 sardar in a coffee house
1st : Jaldi pi coffee thandi ho jaegi
2nd: To kya hoga?
1st: Bewkuf menu card dekh, hot coffee Rs.6 cold coffee RS.20.

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Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya Hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe GI hum NE cheating ki hay.

**LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
But maa kasam I dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

boss : pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li hai.
kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,
bacheki bimari.ab kya hai?
karamchari : kal meri shaadi hai.

Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta
pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.
Friend : Aby saly,
aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident
hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl : Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Santa : pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
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