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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

teeth vs tongue

Teeth said to Tongue “If I just press you little hard,
You will get cut.
Tongue replied: “If I misuse one word against someone,
Then all the 32 of you will come out at once”

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Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. Aap papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna..
Main use surprise doonga..!”

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