Evolution of man:
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi k din superman
Shaadi k baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman.
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Neighbour to sardar: " Raat nu teri khirki khuli is, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi".
Sardar: "Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi".
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Ek Pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar Le gaye,
Sab NE kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi Le gaya. P
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2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number Le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
Dear God, Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk ..........
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