Racism ... tooooooo funnnny

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?" (Mustard OIL)

The clerk says "Are you a Sikh?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sikh?"

The clerk replied, "Because Sardarji, you're in a Liquor Store." :-)

how do u feel ?

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just



Full of aches and pains.



I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"



Slim said, "I feel j ust like a newborn baby."



"Really? Like a newborn baby?"



"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."