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Thursday, February 10, 2011

how do u feel ?

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just



Full of aches and pains.



I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"



Slim said, "I feel j ust like a newborn baby."



"Really? Like a newborn baby?"



"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

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