Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?" (Mustard OIL)
The clerk says "Are you a Sikh?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sikh?"
The clerk replied, "Because Sardarji, you're in a Liquor Store." :-)
Dear God, Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk ..........
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