Only Married Men Will Truly Understand.
Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho !!!
H: Dal chawal bana lo.
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
H: Toh sabji roti bana lo.
W: Bacche nahi khayenge.
H: ToH chhole puri bana lo.
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.
H: Eggs bhurji bana lo.
W: Aaj guruvaar hai.
H: Paraanthe ?
W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: Roz-roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye.
H: Kadhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai.
H: Idly sambar?
W: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.
W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta.
H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho !!!
Have A Nice Day
Dear God, Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk ..........
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