Why One Should Never > Visit a Five Star Hotel...

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> Question: What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda,
> Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
> Answer: Tea
> please.
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> Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea,
> Ice tea or green tea?
> Answer: Ceylon
> tea.
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> Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
> Answer: White
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> Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
> Answer: With
> milk.
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> Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
> Answer: With cow milk
> please.
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> Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
> Answer: Um, I'll take it
> black.
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> Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
> honey?
> Answer: With
> sugar.
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> Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
> Answer: Cane
> sugar.
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> Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
> Answer: Forget about tea just
> give me a glass of water instead.
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> Question: Mineral water or still water?
> Answer: Mineral
> water.
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> Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
> Answer: I'll rather die of
> thirst.
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