Some rules cannot be followed

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."


"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "

CHIN U YAN

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.

And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE"



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Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab.

Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar



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Ek kabuter NE sardar te bith kar diti,

Sardar : ye teri maa NE tenu kachha pana nai sikhaya?

Kabuter : saaley TU kachha pa k karda aein?



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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said,

"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"



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munna bhai vs circuit

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.



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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

If a STUDENT makes a mistake

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style.....................

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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident.....................

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If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an operation....................

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If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture...............

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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law..................

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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it is a new invention.............

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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it is a new fashion..................

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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it is a new theory..................

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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it is a "MISTAKE" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Height of kanjusi

Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,

He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade



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What makes a book bestseller?

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .. :)



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deadly pj

Ek nadi thi......uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....pull par bahut saari
ladkiyan khadi thi......sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy??????

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'KISNA'

Wanna know Why???



Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

woh kisna hai... woh kisna hai



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Rahul gandhi --> Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.

Sonia gandhi --> Kyun beta?

Rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do



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BRUCE LEE was a great man. But after his sister gave birth to a baby he
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Santa and Banta r discussing:

Santa----- 'if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!'

Banta----- 'with me it's the opposite. If i sleep i can't drink coffee.'



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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
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'Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.'

(Inzamaam ul Haq lives in Pakistan )




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DEATH AT JERUSALEM

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A Man and his Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away. The Undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can Bury her Here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The Man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped Home. The Undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your Wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The Man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can't take that Chance.

the evillest GUJJU joke ever!!!!!!11

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,

10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided

among my nephews.


Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Smita.

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days.

old is gold

Vajpayie ji:Retire ho gaya hu,ji chahta hu ab shadi kar lu?

Advanee ji:Kar lo ji

Vajpayie ji:kisi Vidhwa se kar lu ji?

Advanee ji:Kuwari se kar lo ji,vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi hehehehe!

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Sardarji Electric shop me:2 pankhey dena-1 ladies aur 1 gents

salesman-pankho me ladies aur gents nahi hota

Sardarji-abey kaisey nahi hotta khottey(gadhey)

1 bajaj ka dena aur doosra usha ka :-)

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haryanvi chacha calls customer care:sar maari bhains ne maara sim kha lia aur bhag li

Customer care:Excuse me sir!issme mai kya karu??

Haryanvi chacha:Re tu manne ye bata ki roaming to na laagri...

JUST JOKING

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut

FUN TIME

Sardar : My mobile bill how much?

Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.



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Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!



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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar : ZEBRA

Teacher : How?

Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White



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Judge : Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..

Sardar to judge : U R coming daily, don't U have shame?



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Question : "Should Women have Children after 35?"

Smart Sardar Replied : "No!

35 Children R More than Enough!!"



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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager : Do U know MS Office?

Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.



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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.



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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's

Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:

"Torch is okay"



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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?

Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.



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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay

... Bombay "

Air hostess said : "B silent."

Sardar : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"



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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!



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Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

superb

I Met money one day. I said,


"You are just a piece of paper."



Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece


Of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life".

bee joke

Patient- please doctor help me. I have been stung by a bee.



Doctor- dont worry . I'll put some cream on it.



Pat..-u'll never find the bee. It must be miles away by now.



Doc..- no no please understand. I'll put some cream on the place u were stung.



Pat..-oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree.



Doc..- u #$%&! I mean in which part of the body did the bee sting.



Pat..- it stung me on my finger.



Doc..- which one?



Pat..-how am I to know? All the bees look the same to me

letter to god

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.




Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.




When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke..




The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.




The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.




The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:




"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax ...

the secret to the good life

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above,
Sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.

Learning Alfabet The Punjaabi Way!

Say them out loud.... :)

Learning Alfabet The Punjaabi Way!

A is for Aiscreame

B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an
instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.

C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its
first name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g. 'Defence
Cloney'.

D is for the proverbial 'Dangar da Puttar'

E is for Expanditure, the spending of money

F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually
just the front of a building

G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot his gaddi puts any F1
driver to shame.

H is for 'Ho Jayega Ji', and the moment you hear that you have to be
careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.

I is for Intzaar, and to know more about it see P.

J is for Jutt, which every Punjabi seems to be.

K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses
(e.g.'Keeping up with the Khuranas ji')

L is for Loin, the king of the jungle

M is for 'Mrooti', the car that an entire generation of Punjabis were in
love with.

N is for 'No Problem Ji.' To find out how that works see H.

O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a greeting (Oyy!), anger
(OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy....).

P is for Punj Mint, and no matter how near (1 km) or far(100 km) a Punjabi
is from you he always says he'll reach you in punj mint (5 minutes...).

Q is for Queue, a word completely untranslatable into Punjabi - does not
exist in the culture.

R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one (risk), even if
the odds are against him.

S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu, who seem to own half the cars in
Delhi .

T is for the official bird of Punjab : Tandoori Chickun.

U is for when you lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncul-ji'

V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.

W is for Whan, as in 'Whan are you coming, ji?'

X is for the many X-rated words that flow freely in Punjabi conversations.

Y is for 'You nonsanse', when anger replaces vocabulary in a shouting
match.

Z is for Zindgi which every Punjabi knows how to live to the fullest.--

Sheikh's son

Sheikh's son goes to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:




"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."




Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar cheque saying:




"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too"

divorce vs murder

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would
like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.

[TheICSalumni] Making people happy...!!!

Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Mayavati are on a long flight in an Air Force plane.

Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy."

Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would change it into two Rs.50 notes, throw them down and make two people down below happy."

Of course Mayavati doesn't want these two candidates to out do her so she pipes in, 'I would instead take one hundred Rs.1 notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "If I throw all three of you out of this plane, I'll make 975 million people happy!"

Cheers !!!

smile it Looks good on you

• Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?

To tell each other affectionately.... Sweetheart U R Dead !

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• Different Phases of a man:

After engagement: Superman

After Marriage: Gentleman

After 10 years: Watchman

After 20 years: Doberman



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• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

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• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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• How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing

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• The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"

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• A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

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• Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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• Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

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• Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.

Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi..

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• On Jeeto's bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

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• Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.

TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.

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• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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• Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.

Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete Hon.

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• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)

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• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

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• Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."

Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"

AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE NOT THE LEAST

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

Thoda sur Socho
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Socho Socho....
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Nahi Aata
Bcoz



Indian wives call their husband "A g" (Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" (Scientific Symbol for Gold....)

Very interesting…… Coolest doubt in Mahabharat...............

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.

He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it. Masterji:

"Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev and devki behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born.

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.

Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused)

Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come u have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL???#%$*^!&...

Masterji fainted

hasna mana hai

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,



Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.



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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek dost NE uss se poocha, œKyu, tension mein ho.





Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, AB saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!



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Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.



Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.




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Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar Maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon NE mujhe bohat mara!

Banta: Who kya..

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, Maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.



Banta: Toh logon NE kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke who sab log fire fighter thay!



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Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.



Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!



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Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar

B. Changez

C. Feroz

D. Sultan



Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar

C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.

75% Dilawar

25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line œPhone a friend.

Kisko call karengy?




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Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky NE socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss NE kis naam se save kya hai?



Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha œMurgha No.5? Calling .



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Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.



Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, œHey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!



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Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?



Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.



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Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: œKids ka paalan poshan kaise kare .



Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.



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Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha œTijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm Baja aur police AA gayi.



Jate jate chor Seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!



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missing wife

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:



Man: I lost my wife (misty eyes)



Inspector: What is her height



Man: I never noticed



Inspector: Slim or healthy



Man: Not slim can be healthy



Inspector: Colour of eyes



Man: Never noticed



Inspector: Colour of hair



Man: Changes according to season



Inspector: What was she wearing



Man: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly



Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????



Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the man started crying…..



Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!!!