FUN TIME

Sardar : My mobile bill how much?

Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.



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Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!



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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar : ZEBRA

Teacher : How?

Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White



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Judge : Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..

Sardar to judge : U R coming daily, don't U have shame?



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Question : "Should Women have Children after 35?"

Smart Sardar Replied : "No!

35 Children R More than Enough!!"



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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager : Do U know MS Office?

Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.



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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.



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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's

Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:

"Torch is okay"



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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?

Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.



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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay

... Bombay "

Air hostess said : "B silent."

Sardar : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"



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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!



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Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE