Advanee ji:Kar lo ji
Vajpayie ji:kisi Vidhwa se kar lu ji?
Advanee ji:Kuwari se kar lo ji,vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi hehehehe!
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Sardarji Electric shop me:2 pankhey dena-1 ladies aur 1 gents
salesman-pankho me ladies aur gents nahi hota
Sardarji-abey kaisey nahi hotta khottey(gadhey)
1 bajaj ka dena aur doosra usha ka :-)
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haryanvi chacha calls customer care:sar maari bhains ne maara sim kha lia aur bhag li
Customer care:Excuse me sir!issme mai kya karu??
Haryanvi chacha:Re tu manne ye bata ki roaming to na laagri...
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