Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.
Ek admi NE pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.
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Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.
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Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,
2nd sardar: hain phir tum NE kya kiya?
1st: kuch nahi main NE sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.
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Pathan girl friend ko ghar Le gaya,
Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.
Dear God, Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk ..........
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