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Santa : Doctor help me, main jab baat karta Hun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Santa : Phone karte waqt.
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Sardar : Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapda Dikha Do
SalesMan : Plain Me Dikha Dun..?
Sardar : Salay… Hawai Jahaz Me Jane Ki kya Zarurat Hai, Yahi pe Dikha Do. ................................................................................................................................................................................................
Passenger :
Ager Sub Trains Late Hon To
Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Pathan :
Ager SUb Trains Waqt Per Hon To
Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
................................................................................................................................................................................................Santa Police se:Kal raat chor mere ghar se
TV ke AA lava sab samaan Le gaye.
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
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Bacha: Miss hamarey ghar aaj bhai aane wala hey.
Miss: wo kasey?
Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit thee TU behan aae thi
Ab Abu admit hain…
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Dear God, Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk ..........
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