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Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music.
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1 Sardar beach per leta hua tha.
1 Angraiz wahan se guzra aur sardar se pucha: Are you relaxing?
Sardar: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Phir dobara 1 angraiz wahan se guzra aur yehi pucha.
Sardar: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Aur ye keh kar uth gaya aur apne se thodi door lete hoye angraiz se pucha:
Are you relaxing?
Angraiz: Yes I am relaxing
Sardar: Thapar mar k bola, Kamine TU idhar laita hua hai,
Wahan itne log tujhe dhoond rahe hain.
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Dear God, Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk ..........
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