Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main
tum se shaadi nahi karsakta .
gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
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a sardar on an interview for the post
of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me
the job i will investigate.
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Santa saw a beautiful gal...
he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
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Jyotish : Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy : "Oh yess... What a life!"
Jyotish : Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.
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Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs.
me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia,
1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...
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Dear God, Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk ..........
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